Thursday, December 10, 2009

Positively, Absolutely

true positive
unlike those false negatives
f^%# them
especially on pregnancy tests

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

BA BS

me: "pay as you go" really means "no contract, but if you don't pay every month, you lose the phone number" 

other person: like att or tmoble

me: I love how any company that controls something necessary to live just f&%#s people over royally

other person: not the go phone, the go phone simply allows you to place minutes when you need them

me: oil, car, phone, internet
though actually  
I guess for now ISPs are the least fuck with people corps
except comcast

other person: google is taking over the internet and phones soon enough
gizmo5

me: nope
go phone you still have to keep paying at least every two months or something
and if you go cheap

other person: ah, thats retarded

me: it's every 30 days
it's called business majors
why feed a horse, when you can fuck it in the ass

. . .

me: I think we'll just go with a go phone most likely
it's ATT so she'll have reception most places

other person: thats not a bad idea

me: I thought the FCC was supposed to prevent this years ago
that basically one company is it

other person: they work, just have to keep up with the number changes if you stop using one

me: though I suppose once apple releases the iphone the other companies will be forced to improve infrastructure

other person: wake up the iphone has been out for years
nothing has changed
its simply a phone
a new network needs to be out

me: no ATT has improved 
other person: nope
thats a blantant false hood
att still sucks
what gizmo5 does is allows an entire new network to be formed at low cost
an unlmiited data plan is only 30 bucks a month... compared to the hundreds of dollars minute plans end up costing
gizmo5 currently uses the data plan to make VoIP calls at low to zero cost
thats game changing

me: oh I know it sucks, but they've gotten slightly better

other person: ill give you that

me: I don't expect ATT to fix itself overnight
all the big corps have forgotten what revenue is
you're supposed to reinvest 90% and only profitize 10% if that much
not take every dime and put it in your pocket and buy hookers and boats and $5000 umbrella racks

other person: yup, legacy or bust, nobody remembers

me: or they'll get the government to rule gizmo5 illegal somehow
or sew them

other person: they tried , google simply reminded the FCC of that whole rural mess and now ATT , Sprint, and TMobile are under federal review
it back fired

me: see what happens when you don't take part of that 90% and invest in more hookers for government officials?

other person: yup

me: they don't even spend money on properly buttering officials

other person: any good company would

me: "M. P. & Co. ~ we'll grease you right"

other person: lmao
heres a hooker enjoy

me: satisfaction guaranteed

other person: or an aide, your choice
Satisfaction That DeliverS guarenteed!

me: nice capitalization
put the rum down

other person: lol
RUM

First

me: all the indian girls it's just "nrfgabafgiubgaignaeofnaeoifnsrignagbaefnaeiofnareiguanrguabeianeifunaeigubrgialenfajkfnaefaeg"
other person: I actually understand her very well compared to the others, she still speaks quickly, of course, but its more understandable
me: rape with lube is slightly more bareable too